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These are funny. I found them under under the category of ’stars sell out’ I forgot the site already. I know there is video of the ad and he speaks Japanese. I just don’t have DSL or I would have watched it.

I added an online yahoo presence under the Terror Alert.:twisted:

Nine compact cars have been tested thoroughly in a competition to search for the best overall car for sexual intercourse. Each of the contendants were awarded points based on categories like:

-seat reclining angle
-seat width
-free distance to handbrake
-free distance to steering wheel
-free backseat space with front seats reclined forward
-backseat length
-ceiling height

Inflatable dummies where used in the testing of different sexual positions, concluding that car space is the most important atribute, over car conformation.

The top scoring compact cars where:

1. VW GOLF 57 puntos.

2. Peugeot 307 50 puntos.

3. Audi A3 48 puntos.

4. Fiat STILO 47 puntos.

5. Alfa 147 43 puntos.

6. Renault MEGANE 41 puntos.

7. Honda CIVIC 39 puntos.

8. Ford FOCUS 34 puntos.

9. Toyota COROLLA 32 puntos.

It’s a ZX2. My girlfriends step dad die last week. He had this car and her mother doesn’t drive. I’m taking over the loan or a portion of it the loan was more than its worth. I’m only paying the value of it today. I really hate Fords. My last one was an 84’ Escort. I blew up twice on me. The Zx2 is a version of the Escort and they dropped the “
Escort” name not too long ago. It was to replace the gap in their line since they dropped the Probe. It has 60,xxx on it I hope it last to at least 130,xxx. The picture is not mine. Mines green with a sunroof.

I’ve had this album for 3 months now and I still find myself coming back to it. No tour in site for the U.S.

I swear! This is the second time I’ve caught my work shorting my check. This time it was $65 short. I can’t remeber what it was last time. I doubt it has any connection to the fact that last week they cut our daliy payout down from $7 to $5.

I was driving with the dog to the city and he got on my sholder. I’m suprised the picture turned out this good since I was driving with a dog on my shoulder after all. The window was up so he wasn’t going anywhere. Little guys got balls they are just small.

Ozzy Bleeds blue. hmmm Nice mullet Ozzy.

I wrote this out on another blog I ed to have but they had a database chase on them and it was lost. I should have save it on my hard drive but didn’t of course. I also had a notebook full of recipes and lost it on my move back to St Louis from Key West. Me lose something? Never It’s almost chili/stew time so look out.

Chicken breasts one or two
Rice a cup or two
2 eggs
A few green onions
One small yellow onion
Some bean sprouts
Oil
Spice paprika, garlic, black pepper, salt

Ok first things first cook the rice a day ahead of time and set aside. It helps it become less sticky. I also rinse/wash the rice under cold water till the water come out clear (might take a dozen rinses) this removes all the added fortification (bad) and the starch (good less sticky). Ok we now want to scramble the eggs. I use two eggs and a tablespoon of water plus a dash of garlic. Beat ‘em good. I scramble them in oil on high heat really fast using a spatula to cut then into thin slices don’t burn them they will be going into the wok again. Then boil the chicken till done. I try and let it cool down before I slice it into small cubes or pull it with my fingers and cut the strands into one inch stripes. Dice the onion green and yellow also set aside. (There is a recurring theme here cook everything ahead of time and then put it all together in the end.) Wash the bean sprouts please they are at high risk for contaminates. Ok let’s fire up the wok. Add some oil and let it get up to temp at medium high. I throw the chicken and yellow onions in first and spice it with paprika, garlic, black pepper, and salt. Let the onions cook till they turn semi clear. Now throw the green onions and sprouts in. and season again with the spices mentioned before. Last add the rice. The amount of oil and spices is up to you.

I was looking up information on the old Tandy (Radio Shack/Texas Instruments) TRS-80 Color Computer 2 64k. CoCo to us loyal users. I had not thought about this system in a long long time. It was the competitor to the Commodore 64. I think the Commodore had a better run due to the fact its name rhymes with 64. No actually the Commodore had more and better games that’s why (more BBS’s to connect to for “sharing games”) It was Christmas’s of 83’ and my dad was the type to go overboard on presents. (only child also) I got almost everything they sold that computer. The only games came in the form of cartridges like Atari, tape games, (text driven and yes they were metal/crome audio tapes just push play =)or you had to type in a program in basic and save it to tape or the rare to have at the time floppy. There was a magazine called Rainbow. No not that type of Rainbow mag. It was a geeky little thing that had hardware reviews and in the back it had programs you could study and run on you computer by typing them in. Most of this stuff can be bought on Ebay for under $20. Good thing I didn’t save everything thinking it would be worth something. There was a paint program that allowed me to use my printer to make calendars and banners.(remember making banners god we used apple 2E’s at school to make them .playing Karatika also ruled) I alos had a $300 mouse back then too. It was only good for their paint program since there was no “windows” interface, just a command console like DOS. My dad had a program that he used to categorize his VHS movies like a database for all 300 of them. The flight simulator was great too. Tron came out around the same time and was a great movie I could really relate to. “Greetings! Program.” Anyway enough rambling it’s the 21st century right.

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Man Pleads Guilty in Genital Surgery Case - [Oddly Enough] Source: http://www.ircspy.com
Submitted by scienott on 9/12/2004

Such a sick story should make most of us appreciate some sort of sanity…damn, that is sick - read at your own risk.
Get to know your doctor (and why not your priest) before undergoing anything serious…

Jack Wayne Rogers, a former church minister and Boy Scout leader who cut off another man’s genitals in a makeshift gender reassignment surgery in a hotel room, pleaded guilty Friday to first-degree assault and practicing medicine without a license.

Rogers was sentenced 17 years in prison for assault and seven years for the illegal surgery.

The prison time is to run concurrently with a 30-year sentence handed to Rogers in April after he pleaded guilty to child pornography and obscenity charges.

Rogers promised Michael Abercrombie he’d remove his genitals in a four-hour operation. That time passed, complications developed and bleeding refused to stop.

Abercrombie, now known as Madison, says she didn’t feel like a victim at first, but changed her mind after prosecutors presented her Rogers’ checkered criminal history, peppered with allegations of cannibalism and a pornography collection that included photographs of severed genitals.

Valerie Leftwich, Rogers’ public defender, said she advised her client to plead guilty to avoid further prison time.

“He is getting concurrent time,” she said. “If he had gone to trial, he very well could have gotten consecutive time.”

Who wouldn’t after hearing about this games release. Wow I read about this game about a year ago and forgot all about it. Now its coming to a store near me on the 21st. It’s a fist-person shooter game based on the Battlefeild 1942 game platform.

I’ve been sick all week. It started with a scratchy throat on Tuesday. Then on Wednesday I was blowing my nose like crazy, three rolls of toilet paper. Thursday my head was aching and throbbing. The fever started then, too. Tonight I was working with a fever and it sucked. I have to work two day shifts this weekend so it should go swell.

No this is no set up for a joke. Its a cool ass site. They sell cool toys and what not. Really strange cool shit.Like this litebrite keychain. It’s a but ugly, hard to navigate, and circus like. It’s all fairly cheap too with buy two get one free type sales.

:mrgreen::neutral::twisted::arrow::shock::smile::???::cool::evil::grin::idea::oops::razz::roll::wink::cry::eek::lol::mad::sad::!::?:

I found that Microsoft has introduce a stand alone fingerprint recognition system to be used for all of you passwords. When asked stick you fingure in and you passwords are fill in. Only works for xp. With all of Microsofts security problems I wouldn’t use it. It’s listed for $55. I couldn’t find it for sale. I have read about using a bar code scaner to create password. Then scaning the bar code to fill in the password. It creates a god password that you don’t have to remember. Just don’t lose the bar code.

————–========Heres the article I read========————–
Password on a Cue Cat

By SA Rain article appeared in summer 2004 21:2 2600 The Hacker Quarterly

Do you still have one of those old keyboard-conecting Cue Cats from Digital Convergence? Well, if you do then you can use it to create a very hard to crack password fro most programs or services and it won’t even take you ten seconds to enter it in. all you need to do is connect your Cue Cat to your computer and open up gedit, notepad, or some other typing program. Now look around your house – or computer desk if your lazy – and find a bar code that you can always have avalible (I used my student ID bar code). Scan the card with you Cue Cat and a string of numbers and letters should appear in you typing program. Do this several times to make sure you get the same string most of the time. Now copy the string that appears the most and paste in into the new password for whatever you want to use it for. I would recommend writing this string down somewhere or saving it to a file

Ok this is Wes Anderson’s new movie. It’s got Bill Murray, Owen Wilso, Anjelica Huston, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, and Bud Cort. Bud Cortis the guy from Harald and Maude and Brewster Mc Cloud. He also played the guy God was traped in in Dogma. Anyway it looks a bit fishy. no pun inended. I hope I’m wrong and like this film. His other films are what I’d call ‘high brow’ comedy.

This is just a right on film. I saw it about 2 months ago and could watch it again.