I Couldn’t Make This Shit Up
So a stranger started a skype chat with me tonight. I tend to mess with them like I would with a telemarketer when I’m bored. I would sometimes get a telemarketer call and wait till they are done giving me their pitch then ask them, “So, what are you wearing?” or “Are you touching yourself?” I was polite with this stranger on skype. I was just blunt and honest and to the point. It was rather strange that I was not asked at any point to invest in some scam or buy porn from some site like they normally do. Which made me think this was a real person randomly chatting someone. Which is why I choose to make the point that its not a good idea to talk to strangers instead of mess with them. I’m also guessing its not really someone from FL and someone that hardly speaks english. you thought my grammar and spelling was bad hehe.
Lola Haastrup
8:48 PM
how are you doing?
Timothy Smith
8:49 PM
fine who are you
Lola Haastrup
8:49 PM
ohh..you looking great in your pic
8:49 PMIm lola from florida
Timothy Smith
8:51 PM
and what do you wnat
Lola Haastrup
8:52 PM
oh..I came your profile while making reseach on skype features and i decided to contact you …ok
Timothy Smith
8:52 PM
contact me for what
Lola Haastrup
8:53 PM
Im new to the skype chat though..i got inttroduced to this by my Boss at work that there are responsible man here
Timothy Smith
8:53 PM
huh?
Lola Haastrup
8:54 PM
oh..noting just want to learn on hw to use it anyway
8:54 PMok
Timothy Smith
8:55 PM
skype is more for making internet phone calls not chatting
Lola Haastrup
8:56 PM
oohh..rerally tell me more..smile
Timothy Smith
8:56 PM
http://www​.skype.com​/features/
Lola Haastrup
8:57 PM
oh..ok
8:57 PMyou married?
Timothy Smith
8:57 PM
no but I have a girlfriend
Lola Haastrup
8:58 PM
ohh….ok
8:58 PMwhere are you from originally..where are you now..
Timothy Smith
9:01 PM
thats in my profile isn’t it
Lola Haastrup
9:01 PM
yup..
9:02 PMjust want to be double sure..though…
9:02 PMwhat do you do?
Timothy Smith
9:02 PM
I am an adult producer
Lola Haastrup
9:04 PM
Adult producer??tell me more
9:05 PMIm a Nurse working on contract with Unicef Org..ever heard of Unicef Before
Timothy Smith
9:06 PM
well I have no idea how old you are and I’m not going to be anymore specific than I shoot adult themed videos and take adult theme photographs. Yes I know who Unicef is. i used to collect money for them when I was a child at halloween.
Lola Haastrup
9:07 PM
oh…Im 31 yrs old ..ok….
9:08 PMoh..nice to know that baby
9:08 PMwht yor age like ?
Timothy Smith
9:08 PM
its in my profile isn’t it?
Lola Haastrup
9:10 PM
baby..I dont beleive on internet baby..its aint ideal …ok
9:10 PMi jst have to be very careful
Timothy Smith
9:11 PM
what? That is not a complete sentence. You started a chat with me. I’m a complete stranger. Maybe you should not be talking to strangers.
Lola Haastrup
9:12 PM
oh..yes ..you are right baby
9:12 PMok
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